Animated series featuring four 3rd graders and their faaaaaar from quiet, little town called South Park.
1 | The Tooth Fairy Tats 2000 |
| The boys plan to get rich off a scheme involving the tooth fairy, which attracts the attention of an unusual crime boss. Meanwhile, Kyle ponders his existence after his parents tell him the truth about the tooth fairy. |
2 | Cartman’s Silly Hate Crime 2000 |
| After hitting Token in the head with a rock, Cartman gets arrested after FBI agents claim that he committed a hate crime, since Cartman is a racist. |
3 | Timmy 2000 |
| All the kids in South Park are mistakenly diagnosed with attention deficit disorder after the new, mentally handicapped student Timmy is misdiagnosed himself. Meanwhile, Timmy joins Skyler’s rock band, and Phil Collins plots to separate them. |
4 | Quintuplets 2000 |
| Stan’s family take in a grandmother and her quintuplet granddaughters from Romania who are on the run from the American and Romanian government. Meanwhile, Kenny practices opera singing and he eventually becomes famous in Eastern Europe. |
5 | Cartman Joins NAMBLA |
| Cartman’s search for mature friends lands him as the poster child for NAMBLA. Meanwhile, Kenny tries to prevent his parents from planning to have a child. |
6 | Cherokee Hair Tampons |
| Stan must get Cartman to donate one of his kidneys to save Kyle’s life while everyone in town is addicted to new-age medicine run by an old woman and her "Native American" co-workers. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison becomes a romance novelist after getting fired from teaching for his incompetence and his actions in the previous episode. |
7 | Chef Goes Nanners |
| Chef protests against the racist imagery on the South Park flag. Meanwhile, Wendy freaks out when she begins to have a crush on Cartman. |
8 | Something You Can Do with Your Finger |
| Cartman ropes in Stan, Kyle, and Kenny into creating Finger Bang, a boy band in the quest to get $10 million and Wendy joins in the band, only to pose as a boy. Meanwhile, Stan’s father, Randy, tries to prevent Stan from joining the boy band because Randy was once in a boy band and his career ended. |
9 | Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? |
| Part one of two. The boys question whether the handicapped (Timmy) or Jews (Ike and Kyle) go to heaven, while Saddam Hussein returns to Hell, leading to an awkward reunion with Satan. |
10 | Probably |
| Conclusion. Cartman and the boys start their own church against the wishes of their parents. Meanwhile, Satan must choose between his two lovers. |
11 | 4th Grade |
| The boys enter fourth grade, and build a time machine to go back to the third grade. Meanwhile, the fourth grade teacher Ms. Choksondik seeks help in controlling the students from Mr. Garrison, who is now a hermit who won’t come to terms with his homosexuality. |
12 | Trapper Keeper |
| A man from the future wants Cartman’s new Trapper Keeper. Meanwhile, Mr. Garrison’s kindergarten class holds an election for class president with confusing results in the voting. |
13 | Helen Keller! The Musical |
| Timmy attempts to find a live turkey for the Thanksgiving play. |
14 | Pip |
| A retelling of Charles Dickens’ "Great Expectations" starring Pip, with Malcolm McDowell (playing "a British person") narrating. |
15 | Fat Camp |
| Cartman is sent to a weight loss camp. Meanwhile, Kenny becomes famous for doing disgusting and shocking things for money. |
16 | The Wacky Molestation Adventure |
| The boys, angry at their parents, send them to jail claiming they were "molested", leaving the town to all of the children. |
17 | A Very Crappy Christmas |
| Kyle is upset when Mr. Hankey is too busy with his family to spread holiday cheer, so he and the other boys create a Christmas cartoon based on Parker and Stone’s "The Spirit of Christmas." |