The detectives from 12th Precinct every day deal with unusual cases and unusual characters. They need all the good humour they can get just to keep them going through their shifts.
1 | Goodbye, Mr. Fish: Part 1 |
| It’s Fish’s retirement day, but he hasn’t shown up. |
2 | Goodbye, Mr. Fish: Part 2 |
| Fish has finally arrived for his retirement day. |
3 | Bugs |
| An exterminator comes to the squad room to kill bugs, but the bugs he finds are electronic. |
4 | Corporation |
| An environmentalist is accused of vandalizing a chemical company. |
5 | Burial |
| A grieving man steals his dead friend’s corpse. |
6 | Copy Cat |
| Someone is committing crimes as seen on TV. |
7 | Blizzard |
| During a blizzard, a suspect has a heart attack at the snowbound 12th Precinct. |
8 | Chase |
| A vice officer posing as a drug dealer attempts to bribe the detectives. |
9 | Thanksgiving Story |
| Mental patients are loose in an automat. |
10 | Tunnel |
| Wojo ends up buried alive in a robber’s tunnel to a diamond exchange. |
11 | Atomic Bomb |
| The bomb squad is called in to disarm a nuclear device made by a student. |
12 | The Bank |
| A man causes trouble at a sperm bank. |
13 | The Ghost |
| A man’s ghost story is met with skepticism by the detectives when they hear strange noises. |
14 | Appendicitis |
| Yemena has appendicitis, while a pastry thief is revealed to be a sugar addict. |
15 | Rape |
| A woman accuses her husband of rape, while a master of disguise holds up everything in sight. |
16 | Eviction: Part 1 |
| Barney is ordered to have the residents of a condemned hotel evicted. |
17 | Eviction: Part 2 |
| Since Barney has refused to evict the residents of a condemned hotel, the police are prepared to do it themselves, while a plainclothes man runs the station. |
18 | Wojo’s Problem |
| The detectives get a female colleague who has a jealous husband, while Wojo brings his bedroom problems to work. |
19 | Quo Vadis? |
| Someone thinks the art gallery is full of smut and therefore wants it closed down. |
20 | Hostage |
| A criminal holds the detectives hostage and demands a getaway plane. |
21 | Evaluation |
| A numerologist refuses to give his name, while husband-and-wife porno pushers are harassed by their children. |
22 | The Sighting |
| Wojo claims to have seen a UFO. |
23 | Inauguration |
| Harris is offered a job on the mayor’s security team. |
