The detectives from 12th Precinct every day deal with unusual cases and unusual characters. They need all the good humour they can get just to keep them going through their shifts.
1 | Ramon |
| A teenage junkie holds the 12th Precinct hostage. |
2 | Experience |
| A bomber threatens the 12th Precinct while Fish mulls retirement. |
3 | Snow Job |
| The squad deals with guarding a department store payroll and a flasher trying to kill himself in the bathroom. |
4 | Graft |
| An old friend of Barney’s is investigating allegations of corruption in the squadroom, while Chano is trying to catch an obscene phone caller. |
5 | The Courtesans |
| A prostitute is threatening Wojo with charges of harassment and Rachel is trying to find her own apartment. |
6 | Stakeout |
| A bunch of curious neighbors interfere with a covert stakeout operation. |
7 | Bureaucrat |
| A drunken bureaucrat and a 12-year-old who robbed Chano are brought to the 12th Precinct, while Wojo has the squad’s favorite deli shut down for minor health violations. |
8 | Ms. Cop |
| An ambitious female cop tests the male-dominated 12th Precinct and Chano catches the obscene phone caller. |
9 | Vigilante |
| Inspector Luger complains about his men not being disliked enough, a vigilante is feeling his age and Wojo catches a cross-dressing teamster. |
10 | The Guest |
| The 12th Precinct must protect a mob witness and Chano uses his own co-workers’ money to set up a narcotics buy. |
11 | Escape Artist |
| A so-called "bird man" stops by, Barney holds an escape artist for the FBI and Harris decides to write a book. |
12 | Hair |
| A cop has unruly for good reason and Bernice learns that Fish spent the afternoon at a massage parlor. |
13 | The Hero |
| Chano feels guilty after shooting a holdup man and Liz makes a citizen’s arrest when a 12-year-old robs her at "stickpoint." |
